The Thats What She Said Department: Overheard: In Barnes And Noble

Girl to her friend: "Are you gonna read that or just stick it in there?"

Overheard: In the 7-11

A construction worker type makes a bee line to one of the girls who works at the 7-11 across from Kenmore. I didn't catch the whole thing but what I did overhear was:

Construction worker type: "C'mon, in 'Merica we hug!"

Girl who works at the 7-11: "No... I don't like."

Overheard On The Red Line

A phone starts ringing and a teenage girl answers.

Teenage Girl: "Hello?"

Silence

Teenage Girl: "WHATCHOO MEAN WHO IS THIS?! THIS BRIONE!"